1 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:27,181 Good morning, guys. 2 00:00:55,621 --> 00:00:56,821 Julian? 3 00:01:03,341 --> 00:01:04,901 Robin? 4 00:01:09,941 --> 00:01:11,581 Hmm. 5 00:01:17,541 --> 00:01:18,941 Pussy? 6 00:01:31,981 --> 00:01:33,861 Can't everyone just... 7 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:39,181 Mike! Oh my God! 8 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,461 They are the ghosts. And now what? 9 00:01:42,461 --> 00:01:44,141 I can't see them anymore. 10 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:45,261 I... 11 00:01:45,261 --> 00:01:46,821 I can't see them anymore. 12 00:01:48,061 --> 00:01:49,301 What do you mean? 13 00:01:49,301 --> 00:01:51,461 My gift is... 14 00:01:51,461 --> 00:01:53,341 He left. I can't see ghosts anymore. 15 00:01:55,901 --> 00:01:58,621 April fool's day! 16 00:02:09,941 --> 00:02:11,181 Is she laughing? 17 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:13,901 Are you laughing? 18 00:02:15,981 --> 00:02:18,021 I don't think she's laughing. 19 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,661 Ali? Are you OK? 20 00:02:44,861 --> 00:02:45,941 Yes that's fine. 21 00:02:45,941 --> 00:02:47,501 You? 22 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,341 Yeah. Yeah, you just seemed a little upset earlier. 23 00:02:50,341 --> 00:02:52,181 No, no, no, no. All good. 24 00:02:52,181 --> 00:02:53,821 Yeah? Yeah. OK. 25 00:02:53,821 --> 00:02:56,221 Don't worry, I'll have the last laugh. 26 00:02:56,221 --> 00:02:59,581 Good. Brilliant. Well, uh, I've been going over our finances, 27 00:02:59,581 --> 00:03:02,981 and the spreadsheet doesn't look good. 28 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:05,981 Oh, God, no. Okay, maybe if, for example, you align the columns to the right 29 00:03:05,981 --> 00:03:08,581 and then you put the titles in bold, that at least... 30 00:03:08,581 --> 00:03:10,861 Obviously, I'm talking numbers. Okay. Hmm. 31 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:12,581 Without goal income, 32 00:03:12,581 --> 00:03:14,821 Even with features, it's going to be tight. Mm-hm. 33 00:03:14,821 --> 00:03:16,941 Hmm. Fire insurance should pay us back. 34 00:03:16,941 --> 00:03:18,781 in balance, but beyond that, 35 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,381 We are going to fight to stay green. 36 00:03:21,381 --> 00:03:23,821 Black? What is the opposite of red? Blue? 37 00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:25,621 Stay in the dark? Stay in the dark? 38 00:03:25,621 --> 00:03:27,661 Are you listening? Hmm? 39 00:03:27,661 --> 00:03:29,261 This is important. Yes. No, no, no. 40 00:03:29,261 --> 00:03:31,141 Yes, yes, yes. I know, I know. It's just that... 41 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:33,661 Could we discuss this this afternoon? 42 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:36,741 Just because there's something I need to focus on until noon. 43 00:03:36,741 --> 00:03:38,861 Mm. Is this an April Fool's Day joke? 44 00:03:38,861 --> 00:03:40,541 In a pile of dead people? Maybe? 45 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,181 It's not that. 46 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:44,661 Okay, okay, well, the moment you get back at them, 47 00:03:44,661 --> 00:03:46,341 I'm going to need your undivided... 48 00:03:46,341 --> 00:03:47,541 Do we have a saw? 49 00:04:19,621 --> 00:04:21,101 Oh, not you. 50 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:25,861 Oh... 51 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,381 It was yellow! Oh no! 52 00:04:30,381 --> 00:04:31,861 The greenfinch is yellow, 53 00:04:31,861 --> 00:04:33,581 but not as yellow as a yellow finch. 54 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:35,461 Oh, it's ridiculous. Who do I write to? 55 00:04:35,461 --> 00:04:36,621 Well... 56 00:04:40,461 --> 00:04:43,141 Is that the best you can do? 57 00:04:43,141 --> 00:04:46,221 Nice try! Better luck next month! 58 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:49,901 Oh, for the last time, there is no April Fool's Day! 59 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,781 Ah! Have you had a post nailed to your fence? 60 00:04:59,781 --> 00:05:02,821 Hmm? Oh well, yes. I mean, that was the idea. 61 00:05:02,821 --> 00:05:04,381 but probably a bit exaggerated. 62 00:05:04,381 --> 00:05:05,741 Stranger things have happened. 63 00:05:05,741 --> 00:05:07,101 I guess so. 64 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:09,141 Hmm. Yes, well... 65 00:05:09,141 --> 00:05:10,261 It was worth a try. 66 00:05:10,261 --> 00:05:12,661 So that's it, right? Give up? 67 00:05:12,661 --> 00:05:14,101 Well, unless you have an idea? 68 00:05:14,101 --> 00:05:16,301 Idea? No no. No. 69 00:05:16,301 --> 00:05:18,621 Okay. Ideas? 70 00:05:18,621 --> 00:05:20,181 You bet. 71 00:05:22,381 --> 00:05:23,621 I'm listening. 72 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:26,461 I just think maybe you put all your eggs in one basket. 73 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:28,421 When it could be easier, 74 00:05:28,421 --> 00:05:31,061 I dare say more satisfying, 75 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:33,261 to remove them one by one. 76 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:36,101 I mean, between us, we know them all pretty well. 77 00:05:36,101 --> 00:05:39,581 I'm sure we could figure out which buttons to press. 78 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:41,101 What's in this for you? 79 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:43,781 To those people, I'm just a joke. 80 00:05:43,781 --> 00:05:46,261 A punching bag. A soccer ball. 81 00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:48,901 Then there was that time they put me on that high shelf. 82 00:05:48,901 --> 00:05:51,621 When was that? On Tuesday. Ah... 83 00:05:51,621 --> 00:05:55,781 Hmm. I just think maybe we both deserve a little rematch. 84 00:05:55,781 --> 00:06:00,901 and as I understand it, until noon on this particular day, 85 00:06:00,901 --> 00:06:03,061 Anything goes. 86 00:06:03,061 --> 00:06:05,141 Hmm. Hmm. 87 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:07,581 Good, Thomas. 88 00:06:07,581 --> 00:06:09,581 Do you need help with writing? No. No, no. 89 00:06:09,581 --> 00:06:10,981 I have this 90 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:12,621 Start with the easiest. 91 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:15,741 Ah! And speaking of that... Kitty. 92 00:06:16,781 --> 00:06:18,821 Mmm... Uh... 93 00:06:18,821 --> 00:06:20,821 It's okay, it's okay. Here's an idea. 94 00:06:20,821 --> 00:06:23,901 Now, it might be a little complicated, so be patient. 95 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:26,301 But what would happen if we told you that there was a balloon...? 96 00:06:26,301 --> 00:06:28,261 Is there a balloon? Where? 97 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:29,941 No...everyone, there's a balloon! 98 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,541 Kitty, April to... 99 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:33,341 No. It's okay. No, she's gone. 100 00:06:33,341 --> 00:06:36,181 Well, I guess that's one on the list. 101 00:06:36,181 --> 00:06:38,301 And we have three hours left. 102 00:06:38,301 --> 00:06:39,621 This is going to be easy! 103 00:06:39,621 --> 00:06:41,781 OK. 104 00:06:41,781 --> 00:06:47,101 "See you at the lumber store." 105 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:49,581 "at 10 in the morning." 106 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:51,581 It's time to go bait the trap. 107 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:54,461 Send him my love! 108 00:07:47,741 --> 00:07:48,821 Alison! 109 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:54,701 Mr. Cooper? That's how it is. 110 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:57,301 Irish-friendly Joy Kielty. 111 00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:58,701 I'm Mike Cooper. 112 00:07:58,701 --> 00:08:00,741 English. Also friendly. 113 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:04,141 No, I'm from Irish Friendly, your insurance company. 114 00:08:04,141 --> 00:08:06,821 You filed a claim for a fire in your guesthouse. 115 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:09,901 Okay. I'm sorry. We didn't know you were coming... Alison! 116 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:12,141 No, well, I'm a claims expert. 117 00:08:12,141 --> 00:08:15,381 Okay. And does our loss need adjustment? 118 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:16,581 It means... 119 00:08:16,581 --> 00:08:18,781 Well, we don't use the term researcher. 120 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:20,741 Is our complaint being investigated? 121 00:08:20,741 --> 00:08:22,021 We don't use that term. 122 00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:23,301 But is it? Yes. 123 00:08:23,301 --> 00:08:24,341 Why? 124 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:26,421 There are just a few details we need to verify 125 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:28,061 before we can pay for the policy. 126 00:08:28,061 --> 00:08:30,821 Oh, so it's kind of routine? 127 00:08:32,181 --> 00:08:34,581 Could you perhaps show me the location of the incident? 128 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,741 Uh... Yeah, sure. 129 00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:40,381 It's just, uh, around here, huh...? 130 00:08:40,381 --> 00:08:41,701 Happiness. 131 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:43,461 Sure. 132 00:08:43,461 --> 00:08:44,941 Look, it's perfectly simple. 133 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,701 The brown one is a blackbird. 134 00:08:46,701 --> 00:08:48,461 The red and black one is a goldfinch. 135 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,301 And the blue tit has a yellow breast. 136 00:08:51,301 --> 00:08:52,541 Alright. I'm just saying... 137 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:55,301 You know where you are with a sparrow. 138 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,181 That's a dunnock. What are you saying?! 139 00:08:57,181 --> 00:09:00,421 Good. Now, everyone try to stay calm. 140 00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:03,021 but there is a balloon, possibly several balloons, 141 00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:04,301 Somewhere in this house. 142 00:09:04,301 --> 00:09:06,461 And they could be the kind that float to the ceiling, 143 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:08,741 That's why it's vital that we find them before they lose their magic. 144 00:09:08,741 --> 00:09:11,221 Are you sure, Kitty? It's not anyone's birthday. 145 00:09:11,221 --> 00:09:13,261 All I know is that Alison said there's a balloon. 146 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,661 Maybe a balloon in the shape of an animal. And I know... 147 00:09:15,661 --> 00:09:18,981 Come on, Kitty. It's making you nervous, honey. 148 00:09:20,301 --> 00:09:21,501 That? 149 00:09:21,501 --> 00:09:22,541 It's April Fool's Day. 150 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:23,901 April! April. 151 00:09:23,901 --> 00:09:25,461 Yes. She is pulling on your legs. 152 00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:30,301 Most likely it's retaliation for our antics this morning. 153 00:09:30,301 --> 00:09:32,581 Then she said there was a balloon, 154 00:09:32,581 --> 00:09:34,421 But there really wasn't any balloon? 155 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,661 Oh, that's very clever. 156 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,261 Oh no. 157 00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:41,941 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 158 00:09:41,941 --> 00:09:43,621 What about Attenborough? 159 00:09:43,621 --> 00:09:47,741 Well, don't you see? He's shooting at us like a sniper. 160 00:09:47,741 --> 00:09:49,621 I may have gotten to Kitty first, 161 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:51,101 but she will come for all of us. 162 00:09:51,101 --> 00:09:53,981 Oh, leave it. Just a bit of harmless fun. 163 00:09:53,981 --> 00:09:56,141 Is it, Patrick? It is? 164 00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:58,621 Or have we awakened a demon bent on revenge? 165 00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:00,021 We have to be on guard, 166 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:02,981 Let's keep our heads alert, because the enemy is intelligent. 167 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,861 She is motivated. 168 00:10:04,861 --> 00:10:08,301 We should expect tactics of impressive subtlety. 169 00:10:08,301 --> 00:10:09,741 and sophistication. 170 00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:12,501 Oh really? Did they find a Stuka dive bomber in the woods? 171 00:10:12,501 --> 00:10:14,781 That? That? 172 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,581 Oh my God! Oh my God! 173 00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:46,461 Smart girl. 174 00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:56,061 And the fire was caused by lightning? 175 00:10:56,061 --> 00:10:57,141 Yes. 176 00:10:57,141 --> 00:10:58,461 How strange, huh? 177 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:00,701 But I guess you have to see that a lot. 178 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,781 No. 179 00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:03,901 And there was no one inside at that time? 180 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:06,061 No. Luckily. Hmm. 181 00:11:06,061 --> 00:11:07,421 The most convenient. 182 00:11:07,421 --> 00:11:09,661 So how did you know it was lightning? 183 00:11:09,661 --> 00:11:11,861 Oh, I... I saw it. 184 00:11:11,861 --> 00:11:13,501 From inside the house? 185 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,781 No no. It was... close. 186 00:11:15,781 --> 00:11:16,981 Where? 187 00:11:16,981 --> 00:11:18,261 Under a tree 188 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,581 In the middle of a thunderstorm? 189 00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:20,741 Well, I... 190 00:11:21,741 --> 00:11:23,901 At first I thought it was a shower. 191 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,621 I was trying to stay dry. Hmm. 192 00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:29,741 So why not enter? 193 00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:31,381 Well, I couldn't leave the bear. 194 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,101 Did you get my note? 195 00:11:54,101 --> 00:11:55,141 Indeed. 196 00:11:56,381 --> 00:12:00,341 I must confess that his frankness surprised me a little. 197 00:12:00,341 --> 00:12:04,181 I had begun to wonder if you would ever come to your senses. 198 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,261 I think it was this morning. 199 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:09,341 fearing never to see you again, 200 00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:12,901 I suddenly realized the depth of my feelings. 201 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:15,421 I can't deny it anymore... 202 00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:17,901 The chill. The chill. Exactly. 203 00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:20,941 I knew you would succumb to my charms. 204 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,941 in the fullness of time. 205 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:26,301 And Michael will understand, I'm sure of it. 206 00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:28,221 A dear soul indeed, 207 00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:30,901 but not possess the depths you require... 208 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,261 ...desire. 209 00:12:34,261 --> 00:12:35,901 Yes. 210 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:37,381 Should we? 211 00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,021 Oh no. 212 00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:46,541 Oh, God. 213 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:47,741 Oh, God. Very sorry. No... 214 00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:50,021 No, no, no. Alright. 215 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:53,661 A love like ours will face many challenges, 216 00:12:53,661 --> 00:12:55,301 but where the heart lets itself go... 217 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,861 ...the flesh will find a way. 218 00:13:02,061 --> 00:13:03,941 We can't even share a meal. 219 00:13:05,141 --> 00:13:06,461 Or a hug. 220 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,181 Or a kiss. 221 00:13:09,181 --> 00:13:11,061 Indeed. 222 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:14,861 These interactions are frustratingly limited. 223 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,621 Although I suppose there is... There is always... 224 00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:21,141 Oh! Erm... Um... Should we? 225 00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:23,101 Things are moving so fast that I... 226 00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,701 Oh, the angels in heaven! 227 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,901 April fool's day! 228 00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:34,101 I understand you perfectly. 229 00:13:39,381 --> 00:13:41,541 Oh, that's priceless! 230 00:13:42,661 --> 00:13:45,581 I'm so funny right now, 231 00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:47,221 Because you would never... You would never do it. 232 00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:49,341 Never. Never. Never. 233 00:13:49,341 --> 00:13:52,101 Ha ha haaaa... 234 00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:53,901 She is a monster! 235 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,181 You too, huh? What did he do? 236 00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:57,261 She... 237 00:13:57,261 --> 00:13:59,021 Us... 238 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,781 It doesn't matter what she did. 239 00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:04,021 Just know that she is Beelzebub incarnate! 240 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:05,701 Where are the others? 241 00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:07,381 Keeping a low profile, if they have any common sense. 242 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:08,701 They could be fine. 243 00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:10,821 There are only two hours left until noon. 244 00:14:10,821 --> 00:14:12,221 Surely he won't be able to catch us all. 245 00:14:12,221 --> 00:14:15,021 Oh, I wouldn't be surprised by anything about that devil! 246 00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:18,141 That insensitive, that heartless... 247 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,861 ..big eyes, soft skin... 248 00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,901 Damn it! 249 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:24,581 So who do we think he'll try to fool next? 250 00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:27,221 Well, if she's thinking tactically, 251 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:30,501 It would be best to choose the easiest target. 252 00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,301 Someone easily deceived, 253 00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:37,301 innocent, gullible, with a generous heart to the extreme. 254 00:14:41,741 --> 00:14:44,341 Come on, they can't ban Scotch eggs! 255 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,421 I wouldn't be sure of the veracity. 256 00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:52,181 of that news, Alison. 257 00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:54,141 It sounds a bit far-fetched to me. 258 00:14:55,301 --> 00:14:59,061 If I were you, I'd check with multiple news sources. 259 00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:01,141 across the political spectrum. 260 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:05,461 I'd hate for you to be cheated on, okay? 261 00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:07,021 Thank you. Yes, thanks. 262 00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:17,101 She's trying, God bless her, but talk about an amateur hour! 263 00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:19,461 Yeah? 264 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,941 Oh... 265 00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,341 So the discussion was about the bear? 266 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:26,861 Yes, they did not allow him to enter the house. Because? 267 00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:28,541 He never wiped his feet. 268 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:33,061 It was a disagreement about taste. 269 00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:34,741 My wife didn't like it. 270 00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:36,621 So I took him to live here. 271 00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:38,021 And can I see this bear? 272 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,301 Eh, no. 273 00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,941 He was also destroyed, unfortunately. 274 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,301 In the fire? 275 00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,141 Eh, no. A tree fell on him. 276 00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:46,261 A tree? 277 00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:47,821 Yes. He was struck by lightning. 278 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,101 I thought you said lightning hit the ceiling. 279 00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:51,181 Different lightning bolts. 280 00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:54,061 So you're saying your property was struck by lightning twice? 281 00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:55,141 Yes. 282 00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:57,381 No, three times. The other one hit him... 283 00:15:57,381 --> 00:15:58,501 Nobody. 284 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,541 Nothing. The ground. 285 00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:04,741 It sounds crazy when you say it out loud. 286 00:16:04,741 --> 00:16:06,941 You should see it written. 287 00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:08,901 What do you mean? What I say. 288 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,341 He didn't fall into the trap. 289 00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:12,141 And you definitely said scotch egg? 290 00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:13,501 Of course I said scotch egg! 291 00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,581 God... 292 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:16,781 I could kill a scotch egg. 293 00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:19,101 Well, the way I see it, you have two options. 294 00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:23,301 Hmm... You could just call it a day and forget about bygones. 295 00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:28,021 and forget about all that silly revenge business, or... 296 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,221 ..you bend. 297 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,861 No more Nice Lady Alison. 298 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,221 Take off your kid gloves 299 00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:37,581 and show them exactly who they are messing with. 300 00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:40,301 Or, you know, none. 301 00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:41,461 Yes. Whatever. Yes. 302 00:16:43,021 --> 00:16:45,221 But it just doesn't make any sense. 303 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,421 What, because Pat saw through his ruse and you didn't? 304 00:16:47,421 --> 00:16:49,341 Well, yes, frankly. 305 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,421 I mean, if you look up "gullible" in the dictionary, 306 00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:53,221 There's a photo of Pat's face. 307 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,621 Is it there? 308 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:57,501 No, Katherine. No. 309 00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:00,021 Unless he didn't make any jokes. 310 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:04,341 Maybe he's pranking us by pretending she pranked him. 311 00:17:04,341 --> 00:17:07,141 Because we made a joke of him for making a joke... No, wait. 312 00:17:07,141 --> 00:17:08,421 Let's face it. 313 00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:12,701 We have no idea who will be next, or how, or who it will be. 314 00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,581 Hmm...maybe you're right. 315 00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:18,741 Although I think we can all guess who will be the last of us to fall. 316 00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:23,501 Deceitful, cynical, dishonest, 317 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,061 and, lest we forget... 318 00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:27,301 ...morally bankrupt. 319 00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:28,581 Exactly. 320 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,381 Yes seven public investigations 321 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,581 He couldn't trip the man, what the hell could? 322 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,581 Hello! 323 00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,101 Oh. 324 00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:50,221 Oh, damn it and damn it! 325 00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:55,701 Well, well, well. 326 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,061 Look who's here. 327 00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:59,501 There is no weakness she can't exploit! 328 00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,221 That was very low, and not in a fun way. 329 00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:04,181 Hang on a minute. Where's Pat? 330 00:18:04,181 --> 00:18:05,901 Still at large. 331 00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:08,101 Ah! What an insult! 332 00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:15,021 Even? 333 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,741 Alison Sanchez 334 00:18:17,741 --> 00:18:20,581 I'm sorry, you know, for... for everything before. 335 00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:22,941 The scotch egg thing. 336 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:26,181 I don't know what you mean, Alison. 337 00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:28,261 Clear. Alright. I just... 338 00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:30,421 I was a little angry, you know, about this morning, 339 00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:32,261 But I don't want to fight about it. Just... 340 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:33,661 It's already water gone. 341 00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,861 It's basically... 342 00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:37,861 Oh my God! No! Oh God! Oh my finger! Palm heart! Palm heart! 343 00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:40,301 Argh! Oh! 344 00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:46,301 Alison, I took whole groups of ten year olds camping. 345 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:47,981 Every year for a decade. 346 00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:51,221 Do you really think there is a practical joke known to man? 347 00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:53,101 That they haven't done anything to me? 348 00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:55,501 Itchy powder in your underpants. 349 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,101 Potato in the exhaust pipe. 350 00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:00,461 Put your hand in a bowl of water to wet the bed. 351 00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:05,541 Been there, done that and got the t-shirt made. 352 00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:08,341 So you better save your energy, Alison. 353 00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:09,701 Because I'm bulletproof, me. 354 00:19:10,861 --> 00:19:11,981 And you? 355 00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:14,981 You're there, friend. 356 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,261 Jesus. 357 00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:32,141 So you were here when the lightning struck the property? 358 00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:34,821 Yes. We kissed here and then... Did you kiss? 359 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:35,861 Yes. 360 00:19:35,861 --> 00:19:37,101 The bear? 361 00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:40,421 No. No, my...my wife. He was no longer with the bear. 362 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,501 It wasn't a romantic relationship. We separate. 363 00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:44,861 I had left it. That. 364 00:19:44,861 --> 00:19:46,341 I left it under the tree. 365 00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:48,901 But you said your wife was back at the main house. 366 00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,021 Yes, it was. He left when the storm got worse. 367 00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:53,341 Then, as the lightning got worse, 368 00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:55,181 Did your wife also come out? 369 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:57,701 Yes. 370 00:19:57,701 --> 00:20:02,341 She came to tell me because she saw the first lightning strike the cave... 371 00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:06,501 A piece of grass collapsed. 372 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,821 There. It's not really there. 373 00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:11,301 More over there. More over there. 374 00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:14,661 Can I talk to your wife? 375 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,621 Oh! New chapter. 376 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,901 Hmm. Hmm. 377 00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:26,661 Hmm. Hmm? 378 00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:27,701 Mmm... 379 00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:30,901 Mmm-mm... 380 00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:34,821 The girth of his what?! 381 00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:36,781 Oh, the depravity! Alis... 382 00:20:46,341 --> 00:20:48,781 I'm not sure what should disappoint me more. 383 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,061 The obscene nature of his attempted deception. 384 00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,301 or the sloppiness of its execution. 385 00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:57,421 I'm not stupid, Alison, April or anyone else. 386 00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:59,501 Alright. I'm sorry. Yeah. 387 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:01,901 I just thought it would be a little fun, that's all. 388 00:21:03,301 --> 00:21:05,181 What the fuck is that? 389 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,421 It's a tattoo. 390 00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:07,701 Other? 391 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,301 Two tattoos? 392 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,461 That squiggle on your ankle was pretty common. 393 00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:12,621 But this! This! 394 00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,941 It's been there for about a month now. I thought you saw it. 395 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,301 If I had seen it, young lady, you would have known. 396 00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:21,381 My own relatives and friends marked as if they were a humble pawn, 397 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,981 Painted like a tacky Jezebel! 398 00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:26,181 Times have changed. You are still a Button. 399 00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,701 No, I'm Cooper and I fancied some fresh ink, so I bought them. 400 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,541 They? Plural? 401 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,341 Yes. The big one is in this arm. 402 00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:34,021 That?! 403 00:21:35,781 --> 00:21:38,181 Your face! 404 00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:39,261 Yeah! 405 00:21:39,261 --> 00:21:41,261 Yeah, I guess you think it's funny, right? 406 00:21:41,261 --> 00:21:42,461 I do it. I absolutely do. 407 00:21:42,461 --> 00:21:44,981 But you don't have to worry, because it is felt tipped. 408 00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:46,501 So it is removed immediately. 409 00:21:48,581 --> 00:21:50,021 OK. 410 00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:51,061 Just... 411 00:21:52,741 --> 00:21:54,341 Oh, okay. You may have to live with that. 412 00:21:54,341 --> 00:21:55,701 for about a week 413 00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:57,141 Oh! Phew! 414 00:21:58,501 --> 00:21:59,701 Hook, line and sinker! 415 00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:01,781 I told you! Okay. 416 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,941 Five down, two to go. 417 00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:06,341 I've had this idea for Pat, but I don't know. 418 00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:08,661 Maybe it's going a little far. Hey, hey, hey! 419 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,581 He was the one who upped the ante. 420 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:11,941 He brought it on himself. 421 00:22:11,941 --> 00:22:14,621 Yes you're right. Okay. 422 00:22:14,621 --> 00:22:16,221 Well, then, that only leaves Robin, 423 00:22:16,221 --> 00:22:19,221 and I have no ideas and I don't have much time, so... 424 00:22:19,221 --> 00:22:21,821 Don't worry about Robin. 425 00:22:21,821 --> 00:22:23,621 I'll take care of him. 426 00:22:23,621 --> 00:22:25,421 Ooh. Yes of course. 427 00:22:25,421 --> 00:22:26,981 What are you thinking? 428 00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:29,261 Well... 429 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,301 Oh my god. Oh! 430 00:22:33,381 --> 00:22:35,021 Perfect. 431 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,101 Hello, Robin. 432 00:22:38,181 --> 00:22:39,541 Oh... 433 00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:45,181 Hey! 434 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:47,341 Oh no. 435 00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:48,741 He is back. 436 00:22:50,141 --> 00:22:52,061 Ehh... 437 00:22:52,061 --> 00:22:54,861 Oh, no bear. 438 00:22:54,861 --> 00:22:56,981 Just a little badger. 439 00:22:58,381 --> 00:23:01,341 Who are you calling little one? 440 00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:04,061 Hold on. 441 00:23:04,061 --> 00:23:05,741 Badgers don't talk. 442 00:23:05,741 --> 00:23:07,861 They do it when they are angry enough. 443 00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:10,181 Angry? That's how it is. 444 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:13,581 Rumor has it that someone around here 445 00:23:13,581 --> 00:23:15,861 I ate a lot of my ancestors. 446 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,741 No no. Us... 447 00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:20,341 Well, not often. 448 00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:21,741 You are too small. 449 00:23:21,741 --> 00:23:25,901 Look, we prefer, uh, a mammoth or a deer, 450 00:23:25,901 --> 00:23:28,861 or, on very special occasions, a wild dog. 451 00:23:28,861 --> 00:23:31,501 I knew it! 452 00:23:33,141 --> 00:23:34,781 Innocent! 453 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,821 Damn you, Cooper! Yeah! I have it. 454 00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:38,781 I have it. I have it. Yes, yes. Well done. 455 00:23:38,781 --> 00:23:40,661 There is still a lot to do inside a badger. 456 00:23:40,661 --> 00:23:41,821 Oh yes. 457 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,941 And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside. 458 00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:50,861 I only have 25 minutes left to find Pat. 459 00:23:50,861 --> 00:23:52,781 Well, don't just stand there. Continue! 460 00:23:54,221 --> 00:23:55,861 Keep me informed, okay? 461 00:24:08,901 --> 00:24:10,261 Well, she was running. 462 00:24:10,261 --> 00:24:12,741 from the direction of the house, so I assumed that... 463 00:24:12,741 --> 00:24:14,901 But you didn't see her inside the house? 464 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:16,741 Well, no, it was under the tree. 465 00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:18,621 Yeah, but I'm just trying to figure it out. 466 00:24:18,621 --> 00:24:21,901 Where exactly was your wife when the fire broke out? 467 00:24:21,901 --> 00:24:23,501 Oh, OK. 468 00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:24,701 I see what you mean. 469 00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:26,021 Well, I can assure you. 470 00:24:26,021 --> 00:24:29,261 Don't let my wife go around setting fires... 471 00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:32,501 Mrs. Cooper? 472 00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:34,101 Him. 473 00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:36,981 Alison, this is Joy Guilty Kielty. 474 00:24:36,981 --> 00:24:39,541 from the insurance company. 475 00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:40,581 About the fire. 476 00:24:46,061 --> 00:24:47,821 Hi, I'm Alison. Pleased to meet you. 477 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,341 Oh, God. I'm sorry. I think I got up too quickly. 478 00:24:50,341 --> 00:24:52,781 Um... This is a joke. 479 00:24:52,781 --> 00:24:57,661 An April Fool's Day gesture for one of the... living people who live here. 480 00:24:57,661 --> 00:25:00,061 Ah, but your policy document says that you are... 481 00:25:00,061 --> 00:25:01,501 The only two occupants. 482 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,181 We are. Yes, yes, yes. 483 00:25:05,181 --> 00:25:06,861 I was referring to a friend. 484 00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:10,101 We have a guest at home, so... 485 00:25:10,101 --> 00:25:13,061 Pretending the house is on fire? 486 00:25:13,061 --> 00:25:15,061 Well... Yes. 487 00:25:15,061 --> 00:25:18,581 Yeah. Well, I thought, you know, a warm welcome. 488 00:25:19,861 --> 00:25:22,381 Could you excuse me for a second? 489 00:25:28,101 --> 00:25:29,621 I'm sorry. I'm sick in a bush. 490 00:25:29,621 --> 00:25:31,781 I think it must be the... nerves? 491 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,061 ..fumes. 492 00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:35,221 So any other questions? 493 00:25:35,221 --> 00:25:37,661 No, I think I've seen everything I need to. 494 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,701 I'm sorry. 495 00:25:49,141 --> 00:25:51,981 Obviously, I know what that looks like and, well, 496 00:25:51,981 --> 00:25:54,421 how it all looks, but I promise you, 497 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:57,221 Everything I have told you is 100% true, 498 00:25:57,221 --> 00:25:58,901 And I beg you... 499 00:25:58,901 --> 00:26:00,221 Well, not really begging. 500 00:26:00,221 --> 00:26:03,221 No, I would totally beg you if that helps. 501 00:26:03,221 --> 00:26:05,381 Because we really need this and I... 502 00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:08,621 Mr. Cooper, I am going to recommend that we approve your claim. 503 00:26:08,621 --> 00:26:10,581 and pay the policy in full. 504 00:26:10,581 --> 00:26:12,101 That? 505 00:26:12,101 --> 00:26:13,581 Oh really? 506 00:26:13,581 --> 00:26:16,941 I've met a lot of scammers in my life, Mr. Cooper, 507 00:26:16,941 --> 00:26:20,621 And I can assure you that no genuine criminal will ever appear. 508 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,861 with a story as patently ridiculous as that one. 509 00:26:23,861 --> 00:26:27,221 Such absurd things only happen in real life. 510 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,781 This is a great mix 511 00:26:37,781 --> 00:26:40,021 of flavors and textures to combine to make 512 00:26:40,021 --> 00:26:41,701 An extravagant meat dish. 513 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:42,941 The amount of beef... 514 00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:44,221 Mmm, Mike... 515 00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:45,821 Hey. Where have you been? 516 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,261 Well... Did you see the email? 517 00:26:48,261 --> 00:26:50,901 Everything confirmed. They are paying for the policy. 518 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:54,301 So that will take us back to zero. 519 00:26:54,301 --> 00:26:55,781 So, great! There is no money. 520 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,061 Yes. Yes. 521 00:26:57,061 --> 00:26:59,261 Can I talk to you in private? 522 00:26:59,261 --> 00:27:01,781 In first...? Is there a ghost here? 523 00:27:09,141 --> 00:27:10,421 Are you OK? 524 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:11,701 Yes. 525 00:27:11,701 --> 00:27:13,021 I think so. 526 00:27:13,021 --> 00:27:14,341 Oh... 527 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:19,181 Now, I felt a little emotional and then hungry and then not. 528 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:23,421 And then a little weak and then a little sick. 529 00:27:23,421 --> 00:27:27,381 And... Well, I did a test and, uh... 530 00:27:30,101 --> 00:27:31,541 ..I'm pregnant. 531 00:27:33,781 --> 00:27:35,901 As if! 532 00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:38,181 I mean, the accessory is a nice touch. 533 00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:40,541 but your puppet here is as stiff as anything, darling. 534 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:42,261 Pat... And no one just... 535 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,701 It's after noon. 536 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,061 My God! You are pregnant! 537 00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:52,501 That? That? Oh really? 538 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:54,021 Are we going to have a baby? 539 00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:55,301 We're going to have a baby! 540 00:27:57,141 --> 00:27:58,541 Wonderful news. 541 00:28:00,141 --> 00:28:01,621 That's wonderful. 542 00:28:09,061 --> 00:28:10,461 Do we get it?